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 Full Name:
 Jack Ma
 Pledge Name:
 Suave
 Chapter/School:
 Lambda Chapter / Rutgers University
 Semester Pledged:
 Fall 2000, Epsilon Class
 Current Positions:
 Social Chair, Rush Chair
 Ethnicity:
 Chinese (Mandarin)
 Birth Date:
 February 4th, 1981
 Hometown:
 Parsippany, NJ
Major/Profession:
 Economics
 

What is your most memorable PDP memory?

My most memorable PDP memory I guess would be our brotherhood retreat at Rhode Island this past semester.

Marshmallows used on Practical jokes: $ 5
Hot Dogs used on Practical jokes: $10
Eggs and water balloons used in our “special” Olympics: $15
Dinner at a Diner in the middle of nowhere: $15
Catching a brother on the canoe mooning us with my Camcorder: Priceless

On the serious note, that camcorder cost me $400 and watching Mongo swing out into the lake on a robe was pretty funny too.

Something you've always wanted to do:

I’ve always wanted to go to a New York Knicks game in Madison Square Garden (just like Jackie Chan). I know they doing bad right now, unless they just went on a 15 game winning streak, I still love them tho.

Hidden Talents?

I can eat a twenty sack of white castle burgers. Yummy… white castle burgers…

Why I Pledged Pi Delta Psi:

I pledged because during rush, they gave me free food and I felt bad, and also they looked liked a cool bunch to hang out with… boy was I wrong… naw, on the real, as I looked at college life b4 I pledged, I was very disappointed at what I had done, I was culturally narrow-minded and ignorant. I wanted something besides the regular social parties, the clubs, and the fake friends. I wanted a brotherhood that I immediately saw when I went to rush. What I saw was a tight brotherhood of college kids trying to make a difference in the community. And with that, I decided to pledge PDPsi and go all the way. It was one of the greatest experiences of my life.

Webster defines Suave as “smoothly though often superficially gracious and sophisticated”. Give some examples of your Suave-nesque life style:

Well, being smooth has always been a trait of mine ever since high school. My Calc teacher once yelled at me in front of the entire class “Jack, you play Varsity basketball, aren’t you suppose to be quick!” I guess I was taking a long time with a math problem, and b4 I could say anything, my teammate replied for me, “We all know Jack isn’t quick, he is just smooth, and he smoothly gets the ball in the hoop.” And on the team, I had barely any hair on my legs, and my friends said they were smooth. Umm… as with the other two meanings, well I guess sometimes I say thank you and I don’t mean it, and I try to be sophisticated sometimes and I end up sounding stupid. But I guess I still have my smooth legs…


**Webmaster's Commentary: That's pretty damn smooth..