Features


 Full Name:
 Russ L. Juskalian
 Pledge Name:
 Goodfella
 Chapter/School:
 University at Massachusetts: Amherst
 Semester Pledged:
 Fall 2000, Gamma Class
 Current Positions:
 Treasurer
 Ethnicity:
 Armenian/Jewish
 Birth Date:
 April 24th, 1982
 Hometown:
 Amherst, MA
Major/Profession:
 Physics/Literature/Pimpin
 

What is your most memorable PDP memory?

One night during my pledge process, sitting outside with just my pledge brothers and it started snowing for the first time of the year. It was real cold, but it was then that we knew we had it. Nothing was gonna beat us, we all felt like warriors or something. It was a beautiful day, and symbolic of our passion to become brothers.

Something you've always wanted to do:

I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everest and then ski down it, and get paid to do it. More realistically, I want to go to Armenia or Israel… see my heritage, but neither place is safe these days. It’s sad, my people are killing each other.

Hidden Talents?

I cook the best Baklahva you ever had in your entire life. I’m willing to bet my life savings on that. You think you can outdo my culinary masterpiece, Faaaaggggedddaaaaabooouuuudddit!

Why I Pledged Pi Delta Psi:

I had no intention of pledging any fraternity, but when I met two of the guys who lived down the hall from me, it was a no brainer. One of my goals is to learn as much as I can about myself and the world, and to teach others. Being white, this was a once in a lifetime opportunity to learn and experience something my peers don’t get. Plus the brothers were the kind of people that I admire (god only knows why…jk). It was a small leap of faith, but well worth every second of sweat. Wait…white? I’m Korean fool!!!

So, Good Fella, if you could be any mafia crime lord, real or fiction, which one would you be and why?

There is no question I would be Scareface. Jou piece of chit! Tony Montanya didn’t take nothing from nobody. If I was a crime lord I would be the hardest boss out there. I run my “Family” like it was a business. You messin with PDPsi, you sleep wit da fishes, Kapeesh?

"I neva f&*$%d anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" --Tony M.


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